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Avecy Elise by SmokeySings

Without a shadow of a doubt, one of the worst drawings I think I've seen on the entire site. The image is extremely poorly coloured. Th...

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Ah Sonic ocs. The worst kind of recolour. Like most of them, this looks exactly like any other Sonic OC. In fact (and I may be wrong he...

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Avecy Elise by SmokeySings
Without a shadow of a doubt, one of the worst drawings I think I've seen on the entire site.

The image is extremely poorly coloured. There's a lot of white in the image from where it hasn't been coloured in properly. This alone ruins the image. But that's not all. The colours have no shading and are extremely flat which adds to the overall amateur look.

It also looks like it was scribbled in five minutes. Now I have nothing against speed painting when it's done well. This however looks like something a five year old would draw. And that's being generous.

Finally and this is a minor point, you can see her eye through her hair. That alone suggests the image was rushed.

So in short, this is terrible even by Sonic OC standards
Since I'm bored outta my skull, I thought I'd take some questions. Feel free to ask me whatever you want and I'll answer to the best of my abilities
Like the title says.

For example, My favourite band from my home county of Hertfordshire is Deep Purple
When the gates of the town crashed open, the whole town went silent. Vader stepped forward and yelled “Destroy them! Show no mercy!”
At that point the Mutants and Garthim strode forward. The mutants instantly opened fire causing fire to explode from the buildings while the Garthim marched forward. The townspeople simply ran around screaming. Tenebrarum smiled
“Music to my ears” she chuckled

“Ok boys, let’s show em how we do it round here!” yelled the guard captain. The guards charged forward towards the advancing army of Mutants. A few of them proceeded to fire their laser guns which vaporised several of the advancing guards.
“Shields up!” yelled the captain. The rest of the guards did exactly that. Fortunately for them, the shields they owned were strong enough to withstand the laser blasts allowing them to rush forward and slice up the mutants with their swords.
“Forward march!” yelled the captain.
Vader meanwhile yelled to the Garthim to attack.
At that, all the Garthim began to bunch together and charge towards the guards. They slammed their claws against the guards. The blows were so strong that even their armour couldn’t withstand it. Many of them had their skulls crushed in from the blows.
“Fall back!” yelled the captain who was then interrupted by his skull being smashed to bits by a Garthim’s claw. Vader’s forces began to advance upon the castle. Any one in their way was completely destroyed.

Down in the dungeon of the castle, Chowder and co were still discussing their next move when they were interrupted by a loud booming sound.
“W-w-what was that!!!” said Serena jumping
“If I was feeling particularly malicious” said the Doctor “I’d say it was Loki’s forces breaching the castle gate”
Now it was Luigi’s turn to jump
“Yeesh!” he said “We’re trapped like rats with our mortal enemy at our door. Can this day get any worse?”

Up in the throne room, the king was looking down upon the town. Fire and destruction were rampant. He let out a sigh as a guard entered the room
“Your majesty! We have to leave at once. They’ve entered the caste!”
“Very well” replied the King who then followed the guard out of the room.

Not too far away inside the castle, Vader and his troops entered through the main hall which appeared to be completely deserted. Vader turned to Tenebrarum
“What’s your plan now?” asked Vader
“Well” replied Tenebrarum “We find the library.”
Vader was puzzled “The library?”
“Yes” replied Tenenbrarum “Apparently it contains knowledge on all the legends of the land. If my sources are correct, it’ll even contain something on the rune”
Vader turned to his troops
“You heard her. Locate the castle library at once!

Elsewhere in the castle, the king was being led to safety by his guards. He was deep in thought about many things. Who were these people attacking his town? Did they have something to do about the strange prisoners? He shook his head and continued on his way. Until they turned a corner. What was standing there shocked him to the core.

“Oh my god” he thought to himself.
In the centre of the corridor was a blue box with a strange lamp on top. As the king took in what this meant, he then realised
“Quick!” he yelled “To the dungeons!”

Down in said dungeons, the group were still trying to work out their options, when they heard a door in the outside corridor open. The whole group froze with terror. Chowder was about to call out “Who is it?” when Mcclane put his hand over Chowder’s mouth.
The group listened for any indication of who it might be. All they could hear however were footsteps which appeared to be walking towards their cell. And then the door began to open.

“I apologise Doctor” said the figure walking into the room. The group breathed a collective sigh of relief when the king entered followed by a couple of guards. He continued to speak
“You were correct. I am Aragorn”
“Well it’s a pleasure to meet you again” said the Doctor offering his hand out. Aragorn shook the Doctor’s hand
“Now” said the Doctor “Explain how you ended up as the king of an entire nation. When I last saw you, you were merely a ranger”.

When Aragorn finished his story, the group had plenty of questions
“Where’s your wife then?” asked Mario
“The lady Arwen is away on a diplomatic mission” replied the King “I stayed behind to keep things in order here”
“And a damn fine job you did” Mcclane wanted to say, but thought better of it.
“So who’s attacking the castle anyway?” asked Chowder
“I’ll answer that” said one of the guards “We do not know his name, but he wears a black mask and cape. He also carries a sword made of light”
“Sounds like Vader” said Mcclane
Aragorn was taken aback by this
“Do you know him?”
“Yeah” said Mcclane “Guy tried to torture us. He’s looking for the runes as well”
“Yeah” said Chowder “He’s working for a guy called Loki who’s trying to take over everything. He needs the Runes to do this”
Aragorn raised a sceptical eyebrow
“So tell me about these runes”
Chowder spoke up with the air of someone who tries to be knowledgeable in a subject, but is in fact way over their head.
“Well… They are made of the stuff everything’s made of. And they’re really powerful and…er…” Chowder then paused and scratched his head
“To tell you the truth I don’t know that much about them.”
He looked around for support, but the whole group shook their heads. Even the Doctor was stumped
“Interesting” said Aragorn “You claim to be searching for these runes and yet you do not understand them”
“Wait!” said Chowder “There’s two guys we can ask”
He took out the crystal and pressed the button to talk to the Critic and the Nerd. However all he got was a voice that said “The Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd are not available now. Please leave a message after the beep”

After said beep Chowder began to speak
“Errr…Hi guys. Hope you’re all right. I was just wondering if you could tell us a little more about the runes. When you’re free of course.”
After that, he pressed the button to discontinue the call.

“Dammit!” snapped Mcclane “Why are those guys never around when you need em?”
“May I ask who?” asked Aragorn
“Oh they’re the guys who sent us on this quest” said Chowder “Apparently they run this world or something. And they watch us while we pee”
An awkward silence followed. Luna decided to break the silence.
“So we’re on our own.”
Aragorn spun round to look at her with a confused look on his face
“Yes” said Luna “I’m a talking cat.”
“Beside’s that” said the Doctor “We need to find the rune in Middle Earth. And we’ve heard a rumour that the castle library might have something”
“I would imagine it does” said Aragorn “It’s the largest source of information in Middle Earth.”
“So can you take us there?” asked Mario
“Yes” replied Aragorn “Follow me”
As the group left the cell, Serena was shivering with fright
“Oooh” she said “I hope we don’t run into the bad guys”

The Bad guys in question were roaming the corridors of the castle in an attempt to locate the library. However, they had a significant disadvantage against the heroes in that none of them knew where the library was located. Furthermore, the troops were starting to get tired
“May we take a breather?” Tenebrarum “The troops look like they’re worn out”
“Fine then” said Vader. He turned to the various Mutants and Garthim
“At ease!” he yelled.
As the troops sat down, Vader approached one Mutant that looked less tired than the rest.
“You!” he said “I want you to scout out the corridors ahead of us. See if you can locate anybody. If you do, bring them to me”
The Mutant nodded and set off down the corridor

As Aragorn led the group through the castle, it became obvious to the group that there were very few people in the castle
“You know” said the Doctor “For a castle this big, there’s very few people around”
“Most of them must have fled” said Aragorn “Usually we’ve got much more-“
“Hold it!” said Mario. The whole group stopped.
At the end of the corridor was a T junction with two passages leading left and right. From the left one, they could hear footsteps.
Chowder was about to call out “Who’s there?” when Mcclane shushed him. The group crept closer to the corner. When they got there, Mcclane peered round and was greeted by the sight of a Mutant inspecting the corridor. He ducked back round before it saw him

“It’s Loki” said Mcclane “They’re in the castle”
“Great” said Mario “How we gonna get past it without being seen”
Serena started to say “I have an idea” when she screamed out. The whole group turned around to see the mutant was looming over them.
Mcclane swore under his breath as it began to lurch towards them.

“Get back!” said Aragorn drawing his sword “You’re not hurting my comrades”. Unfortunately for the mutant, it didn’t listen leading Aragorn to take its head off with one swipe of the sword.
As it’s headless body fell to the floor, Serena just said “Gross”
“That was pretty cool though” said Chowder
“Until the rest of them find it and realise we’re here” said Luna
“Then there’s no time to waste” said the Doctor “Take us to the Library”
“With pleasure” replied Aragorn who set off down the opposite corridor with the group following.

After the mutant didn’t return, Vader and Tenebrarum made the decision to go look for it. So they were understandably shocked when they found it lying in the corridor with its head separate from the body.
“What could have done this?” said Tenebrarum
“I do not know” replied Vader “I’d thought that the castle had been deserted”
“You obviously thought wrong” replied Tenebrarum.
“Do not mock me” said Vader.

After heading through the corridors for a while, the group eventually arrived at a set of large wooden doors. Aragorn pushed them open revealing an enormous library.
Chowder gasped in amazement. When they’d said it was the largest, they weren’t kidding. Scores of books ran up and down the room which was the largest Chowder had seen in the corridor up to this point.
“So what do you think?” asked Aragorn
“It’s great” said Mario “The only problem is, where do we start?”
“Well” said Aragorn “There’s an entire section dedicated to the legends of Middle Earth”
“Do we have to look through the books?” Serena whined
“Don’t start, Serena” said Luna “It’s an important part of life to be able to read fluently
“Well I hate reading!” Serena “It’s boring!”
“Why don’t you guard the door” said Mcclane “Then if Vader and his pals come along, you can warn us”
“Actually” said Serena “You’re right. Reading books might be a good experience”
“I second the guarding the door idea” said Luigi “We’ll need someone to warn us”
Serena sighed “Fine. But I’m closing the door”
“No problem” said Aragorn “You can look through the keyhole”
Serena then walked over to the doors and closed them while Chowder and co were led by Aragorn into the library.

“Well here we are” said Aragorn, pointing to a row of shelves “This is the legends section”. The section in question consisted of two large shelves that ran the entire length of the room.
“Great” said Mcclane “Looks like we got our work cut out for us”
“Well we’re not going to find anything just sitting here” said Luna “Let’s get to work”
Chowder then pulled up a ladder that was attached to one of the bookcases and began looking through the books on the shelves.

Serena meanwhile was still on guard when she heard footsteps from the corridor outside. She peaked through the keyhole to have a look. On the other side of the door was a man in a black suit and helmet, a middle aged woman with brown hair, several mutants like the one they’d seen earlier and several more crab like creatures.

“This does look promising” said the man in black as they walked into the corridor.  The two of them walked up to the doors and tried to open them.
“It appears to be locked” said the woman
“Er… yes!” said Serena from the other side of the door
“Who’s there!” said the man in black “Explain yourself!”
“We’re doing major repairs on this place” said Serena “We’re going over the books and checking every single page is correct. So you won’t be able to come in for the next 300 years. Goodbye”
“What are you talking about!” said the woman “We demand entry”
Serena thought quickly
“Well have you got ID? It’s a very exclusive library. Only the best of the best are allowed”
“Don’t be ridiculous!” yelled the man in black “Either you open this door or we’ll break it down and kill everyone inside!”
Serena thought to herself. The one idea she came up with wasn’t very good, but she decided she had nothing to lose by trying.

“Er…There’s nobody inside. This is an answering machine. To speak to Mr Enormous Violent Mcmurderous  O’Bloodthirsty or his vicious Rottweiler collection…”
She then paused and did her best Rottweiler bark.  Serena then added another two in an attempt to sound like a collection before continuing
“Please leave a message after the beep”
Serena then made a noise not dissimilar to a phone beep and paused with baited breath.

“Right” said Vader turning to his troops “Mutants, Start cutting the door open” Two mutants then stepped forward with a laser gun attached to a battery. They put it to the door and began to burn away a hole.
Serena ran away from the door to find the group

Said group were still looking through the books in the mysteries and legends section.
“Found anything?” Mcclane asked the Marios
“Nope” replied Mario
“Nothing here!” said the Doctor
“Well keep searching!” said Luna “There must be something”
They were then interrupted by Serena running up to them
“What is happening?” asked Aragorn
In between breaths Serena told them about the people at the door. Mcclane swore loudly
“Vader!” he said
“It gets worse” said Serena
“How?” asked Chowder, dreading the answer
“Well he’s cutting open the door” said Serena “We’ve got a few minutes until he enters and kills all of us!”
At that point, the whole group panicked
“What do we do!” said Luigi
“Read faster, that’s what!” replied the Doctor
The group began to frantically grab books off the shelves and flick through them. Any of the books which weren’t helpful were tossed aside much to Aragorn’s dismay.

Outside the library, the mutants were roughly halfway cutting through the door
“Come on!” said Tenebrarum “We haven’t got all day!”
“Patience” said Vader “We’ll be in there soon enough.”

The group meanwhile were still frantically trying to find any clue in the books. Sadly they’d had no luck. It was getting to the point where none of the books looked like they’d have any clues.
Luna looked up at the door. She could just make out the outline of a burn. To her horror, it had nearly gone right round the door
“We’re running out of time!” she yelled
“I know goddamit!” Mcclane screamed in response.
A few seconds later, they ran out of time and part of the door collapsed away revealing Vader and his men.

“You!” Vader yelled “I knew you’d have something to do with this. FIRE!”
The mutants did so and proceeded to miss. One such blast came so close to Chowder that he fell off of his ladder and landed face down on the floor.
“Chowder!” Mcclane yelled running over to him.

As Chowder recovered from the fall, he noticed something under the shelf. A book was lying there. Without thinking Chowder grabbed it.
“Are you ok?” Mcclane asked him
Chowder was unable to answer due to a laserblast sailing past them
“Come on!” yelled Mcclane who grabbed Chowder and ran back to the rest of the group

“What are you waiting for!” Vader yelled “Seize them!”
At his orders, the Mutants and Garthim began to advance through the hole in the door, single file
“We’re trapped!” said Luigi
“The window!” yelled the Doctor “It’s our only chance.
The group ran towards the window. Mcclane grabbed a chair that was sitting by the windowand threw it through the glass with an almighty shattering sound (Much to Aragorn’s dismay) The group then dived through it and ran for the hills.

By the time Vader made it through the hole in the door with Tenebrarum, Chowder and the gang were already long gone
“Drat!” said Vader “Now how do we get them?”
“Don’t worry” said Tenebrarum “I have a few tricks up my sleeve”

The group caught their breath behind an inn in the town. As they did, Chowder remembered the book he’d found
“Hey guys!” he said “Check this out!”.
The group gathered round to look at the book. The cover was blank and completely black giving no hints as to what it was about.
“Go on!” said Luna “Open it!”
Chowder did so, only to find it was written in strange squiggles.
“Oh no!” he said “We’ll never know what it says!”
Aragorn took the book from Chowder and studied it for a few seconds. Finally he spoke
“It’s in Adunaic”
“Adu-what?” asked Mario
“An ancient language of Numeanor spoken only in the second age” replied Aragorn
“Can you translate it?” asked Serena
“I am mostly fluent in such a language” said Aragorn “I’ll see what I can do”

After reading through the pages through what seemed like forever while occasionally nodding and making remarks such as “I see” Aragorn closed the book
“What does it say?” asked Serena
“From what I can gather, It’s hidden in the mines of Moria” replied Aragorn
“What’s that?” asked Chowder
“An enormous underground complex far to the east of here” replied Aragorn “Once It was inhabited by the dwarves. However it has since fallen into ruin and has largely been closed off for a long time”
“What else did the book say?” asked Mcclane
“I cannot say” replied Aragorn “What I have told you is all I was able to understand. I haven’t studied Adunaic for a long time”
“Well we’ll just have to head there and hope for the best” said Luna
“How?” asked Luigi “We ain’t got the TARDIS”
“Easily resolved” replied the Doctor. He took out his sonic screwdriver and pressed a few buttons than pointed it at the air. A few seconds later, the TARDIS materialised in front of them
“And away we go!” said the Doctor disappearing into the TARDIS. The rest of the group followed him.
After listening to the BBC radio series Desert Island Discs, I thought I'd try it on some of the people on the forums.
So basically if you were stuck on a desert island, which record, book and luxury would you take?

The rules are simple. The Luxuries must be inanimate and of no use escaping the island. You also have copies of the Bible and Shakespeare so you can't pick them. You can only have one of each. You also already have things on the island such as electricity.

So fire away. I'm genuinely curious
Who would make your perfect video game team? Or more simply, who are your favourite characters?
While travelling through the time vortex, Luigi suddenly asked “Be careful where you land it this time”
“Don’t worry about it” said the Doctor “With a bit of luck, we’ll have a nice safe landing this time”
As if on cue, the Tardis stopped.
“Shall we?” asked the Doctor.
And at that, the group stepped out of the TARDIS.

They found themselves in yet another forest. Chowder noticed that it was different from the others. The sun was shining through the trees which had leaves that glimmered gold
Standing in front of the group were several men each armed with a bow and arrow. These men looked like they came from the same world as Mcclane. However they were slightly different. For one thing they all had pointed ears. The Doctor grinned.
“Good day to you” he said
“Don’t move!” replied one of the men who began to walk towards them.
“Stop!” yelled a voice from behind the men.

The men stepped aside revealing a young man with long hair and a flowing brown coat. The Doctor knelt down, and the rest of the group followed, despite not knowing who he was.
“Celeborn, Lord of Lothlorien, I presume” said the Doctor.
“You are correct” replied Celeborn. “It is good to see you”
“Woah” said Mcclane “You know this guy?”
Before the Doctor could speak, Celeborn answered
“Of course. The Doctor of Gallifrey is a long-time friend of the elves of Lothlórien. And I am pleased to see, he has brought the legendary hero with him.
Chowder jumped back at this statement
“Yes” replied Celeborn Now shall we go?”

Celeborn lead the group into the forest. However when the group entered, they realised it wasn’t so much a forest as it was a city that had been carved out of trees. Staircases wound up and around the trunks and lights shone out from inside them and elves appeared to be running and walking among the branches.  Chowder wished Mung and Schnitzel were there to see it. The rest of the group could only stare in amazement.

Eventually they arrived at a treehouse that was much larger than the rest. As Celeborn began to walk up them, Serena stopped
“We gotta walk up all that!”
Mcclane sighed
“Come on Serena” said Luna
“But I’m tired!” said Serena
“For crying out-“ Mcclane stopped himself. He assumed that using that kind of language in front of the head of the elves was a big no-no “Next you’ll probably want me to carry you!”
“That’s a great idea” said the Doctor
“What!” exclaimed Mcclane. He looked at Chowder for support.
“Sorry” said Chowder who could practically read Mcclane’s mind “You asked for it”
“Goddamnit!” Mcclane exploded. He then collected himself and walked up to Serena, picked her up and laid her on his shoulders
“Not so rough!” she yelled “I bruise like a banana! And watch where you’re putting those hands”
The Doctor turned to Celeborn
“Now that that’s sorted, let’s go”

Walking up the tree house stairs was less difficult then Chowder imagined. Although it was pretty high, the stairs were gradual enough that his legs didn’t feel tired. Mcclane on the other hand looked pretty grumpy carrying Serena. Even more so than usual. Chowder was about to say something to make him feel better when he decided against it. Mcclane would probably just yell at him.
Eventually they reached the top of the tree and were lead inside.

“Nice place you got here” said Luigi
“Thank you” replied Celeborn “Sit yourselves down. You must be tired”
Mcclane put Serena down, then joined the others in sitting on the chairs scattered around the room
“So what happened to your wife?” asked the Doctor
“She has departed from this land” replied Celeborn
The Doctor was taken aback as were the others
“She’s…dead?” said Mario
“Not Galadriel, surely?” said the Doctor
“Certainly not” laughed Celeborn. “She has left this land by boat for the grey havens”
“That’s good” replied the Doctor “Still, I was looking forward to seeing her again”
Celeborn continued “Sadly she is not the only one. Ever since the war, several of the elves have since departed from this land. Our numbers grow fewer by the day. But enough about me. Tell me Doctor, if you are indeed the same Doctor. What has happened to you since we last met”
The Doctor laughed “Well I’ve changed my face”
“What!” said Chowder “Like plastic surgery?”
“No!” laughed the Doctor “I got radiation poisoning from a bunch of giant spiders”
“Oh” said Chowder
“Do you still know the karate of the Venusians?” asked Celeborn
“I’m a little rusty” said the Doctor “Mind you I’ve had plenty of practise on the way here”
Celeborn raised an eyelid “What do you mean?”
“I could tell you” said the Doctor “But I think my friend Chowder could explain it better”
“Me!” said Chowder. He looked at the rest of the group nervously “Well ok, I’ll do my best”

After he’d finished telling Celeborn how he’d met the group and the mission he was on, Celeborn sat back in his chair and crossed his arms.
“So you are the one!” he exclaimed
“The legendary hero?” asked Chowder
“Yes” he said “We too have heard of the prophecy and the part Middle Earth is to play.”
“So can you tell us where to find the Rune?” asked Mcclane
“Sadly I  cannot” replied Celeborn
“Great” said Serena “We’re back to square one”
“Well there is one who can help you.”
The whole group perked up
“Who would that be?” asked Luna
“Ellesar, King of Arnor” replied Celeborn “He owns one of the largest libraries in our fair land. Maybe there you can find something”
“Well then” said the Doctor “How do we get there?”
“It can be found to the north east of here” replied Celeborn “You’ll know it when you see it”
“Thanks” replied the Doctor

As the group got up to leave, Celeborn spoke again
“Be careful. Strange things have been happening in the land recently”
The group stopped
“Like what?” asked Luigi
“We’ve had rumours of strange beasts” said Celeborn “Creatures that will kill without mercy and look like nothing Middle Earth has ever seen”
Luigi and Serena gulped in unison
“We’d best be on guard” said Luna.

Far away, Vader arrived at a cylinder. He was greeted by a Garthim which saluted.
“Take me to Madam Tenebrarum” said Vader.
The Garthim nodded. Vader followed it through the cylinder. As he travelled through the alien like corridors of the structure, he wondered if Tenebrarum was going to be up to the task.
Eventually the Garthim arrived at a door. It punched in a few buttons on a panel to the right causing the two doors to slide open.

Vader walked into the room to see a middle aged woman dressed completely in black with brown hair standing with her back to him. She turned round, saw him and smiled.
“Lord Vader” she said “It’s great that you’ve honoured me with your presence”
“Spare me the formalities” Vader replied “We’ve got business to attend to”
“Of course” replied Tenebrarum “But first would you care for a drink”
She laughed at her own feeble joke and added “Only kidding”
“Very funny” said Vader “Now tell me this. Can you destroy Chowder and find us the rune?”
“Of course” she laughed “We’ll grind them all into dusk and get that rune.”
She then looked around as if to make sure no one was listening
“Can I ask you a private question?”
Vader was slightly taken aback by this question
“Go ahead”
“Well” said Tenebrarum “Is Loki in charge of all this?”
Confused Vader replied “To my knowledge. Why?”
“It’s strange” replied Tenebrarum “The other evening, just before we left, I was walking up to Loki’s office, I heard him talking”
“Perhaps he was just talking to himself” said Vader
“I thought that at first” replied Tenebrarum “But then I heard another voice. It sounded high-pitched and slightly childish.”
“What did it say” said Vader
“I couldn’t make it out” replied Tenebrarum “I only heard the last bit of one sentence.”
“It’s probably just a friend of Loki’s” replied Vader “Don’t let it concern you. Now about those plans…”

After landing the TARDIS again, the group stepped out and found themselves in a large corridor. The walls were made of bricks. On the left wall were several wooden doors while the right wall had a set of windows. Mcclane walked up to the window and looked out, revealing that the building they were in was overlooking a large town. From a distance it looked pretty much like a typical medieval European town that he’d seen in a text book when he was younger.
“Hello!” said Chowder. His cry echoed down the corridor. But nobody answered
“Maybe nobody’s here” said Mario
Opening the doors didn’t give them much results. While the rooms did look fancy, they were completely empty.
“You sure you brought us to the right place?” Mcclane asked the Doctor
“I most certainly did” the Doctor replied “This is the castle of the city of Annúminas where the library is located. I ran it through all the circuits. We’re definitely in the right place”
“Wait a minute” said Serena “Where is this library anyway
“Well” said the Doctor “I checked the charts. At the moment it’s still being built. Apparently after the war, king Ellesar was determined to be prepared in case of another. So he had the library built with the intention of filling it with as much knowledge as possible. That way, he’d be prepared”.
“You are correct intruders!” said a voice from behind them

The voice in question came from a man in a medieval knight outfit. He was accompanied by a man in a similar outfit.
“Hi there” said the Doctor grinning “I was wondering if you could see it in your hearts to introducing us to king Ellesar. It’s very important that-“
“SILENCE!” screamed the guard “King Ellesar is very busy and has no time for intruders! We shall escort you out”
“Aw come on” said Chowder “We’re nice people”
“No!” replied the guard “My duty is for and foremost my king and country! I cannot jeopardise their safety even for someone who claims to be good. Especially when they look as strange as you do”
“Don’t judge a book by it’s cover!” said Luna
The guards eyes nearly jumped out of their sockets
“What sorcery is this?” asked the second guard
“It’s not sorcery” said Luna “It’s a warning”
“What do you mean?” asked the first guard
“Well” said Mcclane “Ya know those strange things that people claim to see”
“Yes?” said the second guard
“We can stop them”
“Nonsense!” said the first guard “How would you even know about these creatures anyway?”
“Celeborn told us” replied the Doctor
“You know Celeborn!” said the second guard
“I’m on first name terms” said the Doctor
The guards began to panic
“Oh dear, excuse me” said the first “You’d better come with us”

As the guards lead the group through the corridors, Mario turned to the Doctor
“Hey Doc, How’d you win em’ over like that”
“Celeborn’s a pretty big name in these parts” said the Doctor “Plus you know what guards like this tend to be like”.
Eventually the guards arrived at a large grand door. The doors swung open revealing an enormous
fancy looking room. A big red carpet ran down the centre leading to a throne. Sitting atop the thrown was a figure dressed in regal looking cloaks. He had a black beard that looked as though it had been finely trimmed for the better part of several years. When the Doctor saw the figure he stopped
“Aragorn” he whispered

As the group walked up to the throne, the king shouted “Halt!”. The group did so.
“Who are you?” asked the king “And why have you come here?”
“Don’t you remember me?” said the Doctor “I’m the Doctor
“Impossible!” said the King “The Doctor I knew looked nothing like you!”
The Doctor looked shocked “Really Aragorn?”
Now it was the king’s turn to look shocked
“I haven’t been called that- Oh why does it matter. State your business or begone!”
“We’re here to help you!” said Mcclane
“In what way?” asked the King
“We’re looking for a rune” said Chowder “You haven’t got one have you?”
“I have no such thing” replied the King
“Have you tried looking for it” said Chowder “It’s a big place and you might have put it somewhere and-”
“Silence!” said the King “We have no runes here and even if we did, we certainly wouldn’t give it to strange people such as yourself”
“Oh go on!” said Chowder “What if they were the legendary hero?”
“Are you seriously suggesting that one of you happens to be a legendary hero?”
“Yeah” said Chowder “Me to be exact”
“Just what do you take me for!” snapped the king “You, a legendary hero! Don’t be ridiculous. I’ve seen more heroic things than you the last time I was deloused!”
As Chowder (Who was understandably taken aback by this remark) opened his mouth to speak, Mcclane suddenly stepped forward.
“Do not approach the throne!” the king yelled, but Mcclane ignored him.
“Can I speak to you for a second?. In private?. Man to man?”
The king hesitated
“Don’t worry” said Mcclane “I won’t hurt ya”
He hustled the king over to one side to talk to him

Once the two of them were outside of ear shot, Mcclane began to whisper to him
“That kid you just insulted, is a pal of mine. But you probably guessed that”
The king nodded
“Well he’s right. But that’s not the last of it”
“What do you mean?” asked the king
“I’m saying, if we don’t find that rune, then we’re in deep trouble”
“How so?” asked the King
“Well” said Mcclane “There’s this evil bastard named Loki who’s also looking for the rune. And if he gets it, it’s farewell to this place. Along with everything else we hold dear”
“Nonsense!” yelled the king “Lies. I’ve met your type before. You merely wish to confuse me until you are close enough to stab me in the back. GUARDS!”

At that point, a group of guards entered and grabbed the group who started to struggle. Unfortunately for them, the guards were very strong.
“No!” said Mcclane “You gotta listen to us!”
“Take them to the dungeon” said the king “They shall remain there until I decide what to do with them!”

After being brought to the dungeon, the group were shoved inside. The guards then slammed the door leaving the group alone with their thoughts. Finally Luigi spoke
“Say doc. How did you know that guy anyway?”
“His name is Aragorn” replied the Doctor “When I first met him, he was living as a ranger in the south of here. Of course I looked a lot different then.”
“Whoa whoa whoa!” said Mcclane “Then how’d he end up as king?”
“I don’t know” replied the Doctor “From what I understand, there was a war of some sort a few years earlier. Maybe that had something to do with it”
“So how we gonna get outta here?” asked Serena
“I don’t know” replied the Doctor “For now, all we can do is wait. Maybe he’ll come to his senses.”
Mcclane scoffed
“Whaddaya talking about? I’ve met friendlier guys at hostage negotiations”.
“Well we’ll just have to hope he softens up” said Luna.

Outside the gates of the town, the guards on duty were busy minding their own business while keeping a look out for invaders. They were then interrupted by a figure in the distance. One of them squinted and saw that a group of figures were moving closer to the town walls. The two of them moved in front of the gates and held their spears up.

When the group got closer, they saw that it was led by a figure dressed entirely in black and a brown haired middle age woman. The group itself consisted of 25-odd strange creatures resembling crabs and insects. The guard decided to play it cool
“Can I help you?” he asked as the figure walked up to them
“That depends” replied the man in black “Do you know where we can find a rune?”
The guard managed to say “Erm….No?” before the figure produced a stick made of light. The second guard got as far as “What the!” before the two of them were sliced in half.

Vader turned back to the group of mutants and Garthim
“My orders to you are simple! Find out where the rune is! This is the largest town in the land, so there’s bound to be somebody! If they resist, tear them apart!”
The Fictionland Chronicles chapter 16
Chapter 16 of my latest story. Since Tolkien was one of my biggest influences as a writer, this is my own homage to his work. I've researched the history of Middle Earth to make sure it matches the history as closely as possible To all you LOTR fans out there, be gentle if you think I haven't done it justice.

Mater Tenebrarum was the villain in Dario Argento's 1980 horror film, Inferno
So after some puppets, we get the first footage of Star Fox Zero for the Wii U. So far it looks pretty good with tons of action. What are your thoughts?
I'm hoping this'll be the series's big comeback  
The first episode of the new show starring Mrgreen36 has aired with Mrgreen36 starring as himself. In the first episode, he discovers someone on the forums who doesn't like Nintendo and gets into an argument with them.
The critics have spoken:

The SBKMulletman times: "This is the worst piece of fucking shit i've ever seen in my life"
The Proudasian herald: "Only Asians can make sitcoms so this show is racist against asians"
The daily SilverSongwriter: "I loved it when he took off his shirt and flexed his biceps. Now I've gotta go and beat the gay out of me"
The Tronmanz times: "Still better than Michael Bay's Transformers films. Even the Last Airbender is better than those monstrocities"
The Intermetal daily "Obvious leftist propaganda by cultural marxists"

Share your thoughts, ask me some questions. Whatever you want
We've all got them. A band you love from a genre that doesn't usually appeal to you. So let's hear some of yours

I usually dislike punk, but I've made an exception for Misfits.

I'm not a mad lover of funk and soul, but I love Sly and the Family Stone and Parliament.

Even though I consider rap to be a terrible genre, I think the Beastie Boys are pretty cool


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Lipizzaner-Kgirl Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Student General Artist
Thanks for the favorite! It means a lot. :)
Mrgreen36 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Don't sweat it
Nintendo-Dreamer Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
What is your icon of?

And is your username a reference to the Clue character, Mr. Green?
Mrgreen36 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
It's from the indie game VVVVVV
My last name is Green and I often call myself Mr Green.
I'd also like to point out that in England the character is Reverend Green. Why did you ask
Nintendo-Dreamer Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Reverend Green?  That's interesting.  I wonder why the U.S. version is different.

I couldn't remember if you ever told me, and I was curious.
Mrgreen36 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Works for me. Have you read any of my work? 
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MrCarnyfex Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We share the same name... and my Icon is green

coincidence? I think not!!!!
Mrgreen36 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Your point being?
MrCarnyfex Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It sounded better in my head!

Consider my comment, not being meant serious...
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